Courtney Love On The 2008 VMAS: “Y’all Need Some Pussy And Some Cock And Shut The Hell Up”

After all that Ryan Adams blog drama, she’d supposedly given up blogging (via a Burroughs reference or two), but thankfully the cease and desist didn’t last because Courtney Love’s riffing on the “so fucking Urban” 2008 VMAs is some of the best coverage the event received. Titled “how was russell?,” in reference to the host and her “darkling prince” Russell Brand, she notes that she didn’t go (the accompanying image is from years past) or watch (it seems), but that doesn’t stop her from giving her opinion. Also, for those not interested in what MTV did last night, she doesn’t just stick to that, we also get her thoughts on Conor Oberst (“i downloaded every one of Conor Obersts lyrics and read them all ALL straight thru – very impressive- very sexual in a very dark and lyrical”), Rilke, Yeats, Baudelaire, and quite a bit on “Ryan Assams.” It’s long, so grab a coffee or something stronger.

i didnt go to the “VMAS” as we used to call them but theyve gotten so fucking Urban i dont know i guess Van Toffler thought ( hes an exec at MTV ) he was being edgy and he WAS by letting my darkling prince Brand host the mtv awards- but theyre not the “VMAS” and they never will be again – i had ZERO desire to watch let alone go and thats one of my very favourite people ive ever known or had the honour of being friends and fiends with hosting it so i feel horribly rude that my desire not to watch assholes with chastity rings- oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up…

…i downloaded every one of Conor Obersts lyrics and read them all ALL straight thru – very impressive- very sexual in a very dark and lyrical no pun intended, way- i actual;ly do sing the word LOVE in the proper context for once in my life on this record- i didnt even choke on my bile when singing it- my gall my biluous misanthropy mysonginay and general isms that im so densely full of i just know i like to write lyrics with my rhyming dictionary and thesaurus on one side of the table- Yeats and Rilke to the other ( Ive passed….WAY passed Fluers De Mal thats for rock writing 101) and listen to people who sing words well who challlenge me and not ONLY will i HAPPILY stick up the 854,000 dollars in American Express Fraud Bills Ryan Assams knowingly used tomake that piece of utter shite- and im repeating myself but tonight this morning my Ipods on shuffle and right after the excellent excellent Bright Eyes song about the you know”i wanna lover who doesnt give a fuck…where is the kid with the chemicals” that one- its beautifully demented that song was a fucking shit shit faux country crap song about trains and longing for Jacksonville, NO NO NO it could NOT BE- i pressed the little button on my Ipod fucking a! Ryan with a cowboy hat or something on..oh just singing BULLSHIT-= hes just not being truthful-= in fact hes so fucking mediocre hes the Dave Grohl of the would be Dylans and hey im one, just cos im a little batshit doesnt mean im not going for the prize- I was ALL ready to finally do my Dylan Rite of Passage cover and its just not meaningful in the context of the dizzying amount of songs we already have and the lyrical challenges that face me i mean to aim for absouloute perfection = and see Bright Eyes – he wraps the melodies about his words- i do not do that i have the melodies first and scat my way thru and see what comes out of me…

…well did my brother from another mother go down well with yall? he looked very NOT nervous. I love Russell, VIVA YOU MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU AN DAM PROUD OF YOU BABY! how stinking and vile to high fucking hell is music right now- christ id like to shoot it between its eyes- its making me want to write serious tell all books where i am NOT ladylike in my tales- but i shant no i shant – and yes i will pick on Ryan Adams mediocrity until the day he dies because hes just shit- in the sense that unlike Lanegan or Oberst the guy has NO CLUE who he is- yeah eh REALLY misses Jacksonville – why ? cos i own half of it? if you want to discuss Jackson ville then play me “Simple Man ” from Skynrd REALLY LOUD- or listen to it on the Almost faMous soundtrack i doubt Camero( Crowe) will take away credit for MY pushing that song on that movie and do i get credit for “Tiny Dancer” in the bus? i dammed well better SHARE in it cos music cues are everything…

….yes yes im sorryt o be even a teesny bit negative -that Cardinals shit just bugged me thru an dthru its a waste cos the guy had a little something a small smear of x factor once a long time ago…. and he appears to have whored it out whilst WHILST STEALING FROM ME and im disgusted and waiting for his apology, how dare he write some minor subtle response questioning my err”sanity” when HES GOT OUTBOARD GEAR AND THE VERY STUDIO HE WORKED AT ON MY AMEX – anyone anytime whod like to see the amex bills please let me know- its from cards applied for without my knowledge using monies from End of Music; Kurts publishing and drained out through forged powers of attorney and trusteeships and two corrupt bank loan officers- SEVENTY FOUR VISAS ive been informed- so dont think 29 amexes is lame- i didnt do it- i just had no sense of what my financial life was or how to cherish it and to guard it and to portect my family= my mother in law ins on her FIFTEENTH felonious refinance and Kurts ssn has 152 properties on it and 24 names- hes been dead and gone some 16 years and yet hes still buying up Michigan an d Gerogia and Florida- and well lets not forget NEW JERSEY AND NE WYORK AND PROBABLY MORE PROPERTY IN CALIFORNIA THAN ANYWHERE he appears Kurt does to very much like teh Hills of Beverly cos he ahs a 6.8 million dollar house on Summiot- yep it says right here- Kurt Donald Cobain, and i have the APN number and everything- i wonder who actually live sthere-. i think the slithering shitsack should answer the door when i getthere and dotn reverse phone numbers jhust tellyoyu the world? my MY!

My. And a massive etc. Everywhere I placed an ellipses includes some more thoughts, and she goes on to say:

ist not exactltya fucking rock fest at mtv its…… ‘date my mom’ remember- and it will never revert back to reliably rock n roll- its just the economiclevel of thier decision marketing wise to “grow with thier audience”” aka save mass money on shows by just predating on peoples insane desire and frenzy to be on insanely dysfunction al reality shows for free.

All sic’s are hers. You can read the rest of the entry at Courtney’s MySpace blog. Remember, she makes music, not just MySpace manifestos.