My friend saw the Material Mom’s not-so-secret guest appearance at Roxy the other weekend (Roxy alerted their mailing list a week before saying she was NOT coming, but New Yorkers called bullshit). She showed shortly after 2AM, (here’s a pic), and selected gay men from the audience to take turns dancing with her. The roars were deafening of course … But is Madonna still relevant in the music world?
[Gwen] ripped me off. We work with a lot of the same people. She married a Brit, she’s got blonde hair and she likes fashion. But I don’t mind. I think she’s very sweet and talented.
Let’s take a look at the girls’ new videos and compare.
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I’m not particularly impressed with either. Guess it’s a toss up –
Wait, this just in:
Madonna had the most vicious body odour. It was like she had not showered in a week. She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out.
OK, Gwen wins this round (unless she starts writing children’s books). But curious what you think of the new Madonna tune…
UPDATE VIA JIM: A Gwen Stefani children’s book would sound like this. Check out the other Mother Goose Rocks flash vids while you’re at it. U2 & the Pope do a kick-ass “Heads, Shoulders, Knees & Toes.”