Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

It’s moving day at Valence Media, which means next week we’ll be reviewing James Blake in Times Square, baby. Times Square is not the ideal place to commute to, sure, but neither is our current office in midtown. Still, we’ve been here for two years so let’s remember some of our memorable moments on Madison Ave before they deactivate our key cards. Remember when Chris Farren and Jeff Rosenstock covered “Dragula”? Remember when we reviewed Phish ice cream? Remember when Gwar came to rough up the Billboard Charts department? Remember when Young Thug sent us a snake (R.I.P.)? Remember when I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet dispenser cabinet on my second day? We’ll need new decorations so hmu if you have a Sunbather blanket to unload.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  doogie_browser
Score:37 | Jan 9th

relatable af if you ask me

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#8  Peter Helman
Score:44 | Jan 5th

I’ve heard he likes beer.

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#7  kernelenchilada
Score:45 | Jan 8th

well they just answered the question “how do you make the best band in the world even better?”

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#6  Dr Sleepless
Score:45 | Jan 5th

Kevin Bacon fought hard for people to have the right to dance.

Posted in: Phoenix Congratulate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Dance Video “Leak” Backfires
#5 

Adam Fortune
Score:46 | Jan 9th

That’s what I assumed when the headline said “with clowns”

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#4  log
Score:49 | Jan 7th

“Oh, mama! Love these guys!” – Guys who say “mama”

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#3  dansolo
Score:61 | Jan 8th

My 2019 look is wearing this photo on a t-shirt and screaming at people who say rock is dead

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#2  neverstartedmakingsense
Score:65 | Jan 5th

phoenix are good, aoc is good, dunking on conservatives who spent their college years talking tax reform at milk and cookie socials is good

Posted in: Phoenix Congratulate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Dance Video “Leak” Backfires
#1  storkknees
Score:68 | Jan 8th

This is the most unfair treatment of a Carpenter since the Crucifixion.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  Naive Animals
Score:-21 | Jan 4th

You are absolutely right. But remember, this is SG.

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#4 

Freddie Edwards
Score:-25 | Jan 7th

probably because your brain is warped by politics and ideology to the point where you can’t even hold a conversation or give a modicum of respect to someone with different views?

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#3  Bruce Fluffer
Score:-27 | Jan 4th

This album is super puss and highly overrated. Go away.

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#2  Naive Animals
Score:-30 | Jan 4th

A perfect snobbish collection of noise. Ideal for this crap site.
World Painted Blood turns 10 this year. Horns up for that.

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#1 

Abel Arriola
Score:-61 | Jan 5th

All this praise and all she has to do is morph. First she’said jewish, now she is a honorary footloose/breakfast member. The little communist will be on a Hollywood t.v. tour soon.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  ShabaniTheHandsomeGorilla
Score:12 | Jan 4th

I just popped in to say Phoebe Bridgers dropped in my yoga class two rows behind me last Saturday, and I was denied of my chance to introduce myself to Phoebe Bridgers by my friend Laura wanting to talk.

LAURA I talk to you all the time, let me say hello to the Dark Queen! (Phoebe in fact does not dress goth all the time)

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