Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week at Stereogum HQ we livestreamed studio sessions with Tony Orlando and Dawn– er, I mean Steve Earle and DAWN. They were great, so watch the playbacks. Tonight Radiohead join the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. Billie Eilish is not eligible until 2042. Hopefully Dave Grohl will still be alive then to induct her.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  kathleen turner overdrive
Score:35 | Mar 27th

The phrase “funkless galumph” is five times better than any lyric in this one. Four weeks??

Posted in: The Number Ones: Tony Orlando & Dawn’s “Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree”
#9  log
Score:35 | Mar 22nd

Have a great weekend, guys. And remember…

(deep breath)

Paris’s biological father was Dr. Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatologist. Prince & Paris carry the DNA of Debbie Rowe, & her long time boss & lover, who was Dr. Klein. Prince & Paris thankfully carry no DNA by MJ.

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#8  theyachtmaster
Score:37 | Mar 26th

Ah, yet it is you, sir, whoms’t is the dumb ass

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#7  fkacody
Score:41 | Mar 27th

I think what Chris is trying to say is that it holds up better than almost every other 2013 LP.

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#5  dansolo
Score:44 | Mar 22nd

I bet Don McLean also thinks “You’re So Vain” is about him.

Posted in: The Number Ones: Roberta Flack’s “Killing Me Softly With His Song”
#4  dansolo
Score:45 | Mar 22nd

So last weekend I got married and that’s why I went a full week without commenting on Stereogum. Promise it won’t happen again.

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#3  dj queef
Score:48 | Mar 22nd

Ok you sold me…I really gotta see this now…

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#2  tropicoflungcancer
Score:57 | Mar 26th

Conscious, willing, and aware that they were being drugged and robbed.

Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men
#1  cokeparty
Score:64 | Mar 27th

You always paid for meet and greets with Cardi B. You just didn’t know it at the time.

Posted in: The 1975’s Matty Healy Speaks Out Against Paid Meet-And-Greets: “Honestly What Are You Doing?”

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  jonbumbogie
Score:-31 | Mar 28th

#MeToo’d, tax evasion and making shitty girly boring post-rock. Hard to say which is the most shameful.

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#4  Fiona Fart Daddy
Score:-49 | Mar 27th

Sounds like you need to get laid too.

Posted in: Ryley Walker Cancels European Tour, Citing Mental Health Concerns
#3  The Big Grabber
Score:-53 | Mar 26th

Yeah. Dumbass.

Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men
#2  Fiona Fart Daddy
Score:-55 | Mar 27th

Goddamnit! The fucks up with everyone experiencing mental health issues these days? Sounds like homeboy needs to get laid.

Posted in: Ryley Walker Cancels European Tour, Citing Mental Health Concerns
#1  The Big Grabber
Score:-63 | Mar 26th

L means loss you retard!

Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

 

Andie Charles
Score:-13 | Mar 27th

You must be HORRIBLE at your job if you can’t fact check a well known , easily accessible fact … Everyone knows that she was born 1970… it was never a question. Please stop with this nonesense and just wish the queen a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY the respectful way

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