Did you hear that story about the David Cross impersonator sleeping with unsuspecting Arrested Development fans all over Manhattan? David Cross did, and he wrote to Gawker explaining how to tell if it’s really him.
So at the Jesus Is Magic premiere on Monday, if you’re hit on by a skinny bald guy with emo glasses, ask to see his tattoo. (Yes, our Sarah Silverman contest is now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered. We’ll pass your kind words along to Thrice.)