Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week we reviewed new albums from Clairo and Chance. We anointed the new Song Of The Summer and Hollywood It Boy. We reviewed The Month In Metal. We walked down memory lane with Bruce Hornsby and AOTW honoree Slaughter Beach, Dog. And the Number Ones returned from vacation to survey the hits of summer ’75.

Welcome home, Rocky. Glad we can enjoy Swedish Fish again.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Yung
Score:47 | Jul 29th

Reflektor slaps

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#9  Yung
Score:47 | Jul 29th

Acid Rap is good

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#8  spoonman
Score:48 | Jul 29th

Say what you will about The Center Won’t Hold and the band that made it, it is indeed “an album that’s set to come out in a few weeks.”

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#7  Heath
Score:49 | Jul 29th

I have a feeling you have it backwards, seeing as Trump is a homophobic racist.

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#6  Marijuana
Score:50 | Jul 29th

Your Pal,

Marijuana.

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#5  mt58
Score:53 | Jul 29th

Off topic, but this is weird: I just received a $5 gas card as a productivity award. It was for last week’s office work, for the week ending July 26.

I have no idea why. I mean, it was just your typical average five days with no distract—

um… nevermind…

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#4  inthedeadofknight
Score:66 | Jul 26th

Photo of a nice young asian woman trying to make it all the way through this album:

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#3  storkknees
Score:66 | Jul 29th

Today history is made. Way to go Lil Nas X

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#2  Thin White Duck
Score:86 | Jul 26th

Maybe I’m just speaking for myself, but it seems that everyone wants this to be either good enough to remember why we liked him in the first place or bad enough to write him off for good. The only true disappointment will be if it’s somewhere in the middle…

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#1  ¡Tú bastardo hermoso!
Score:90 | Jul 30th

Does anybody over the age of 25 who doesn’t have a felony assault conviction listen to Hatebreed?

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Neil McGowan
Score:-18 | Jul 29th

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Never mind. Despacito was better.

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#4  Blocparty
Score:-19 | Jul 31st

Wow, this looks essential..not. Lust for life was unlistenable, not sure why this album is so anticipated

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#3  lil wotie
Score:-19 | Jul 30th

the stereogum haterz wanna see him locked up eating fish paste and apples but the stereogum good guys know he is innocent and want him free. if u dont clicc the like ur a hater

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#2  Win
Score:-27 | Jul 30th

Hush money up the wazoo.

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#1  JVIBE
Score:-63 | Jul 29th

I am disgusted…the silent majority that put trump into office made this 17 weeks at number one. Y’all have the music taste of literal toddlers dumb fucks

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  linamerlina
Score:1 | Aug 1st

I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful woman and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded woman in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their number. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom whatsApp at +1 4313007649 on their email [email protected]

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