Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

RATM are reuniting and MCR are reuniting so congrats to us all, but no way am I going to Coachella.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Florian Jones
Score:35 | Oct 31st

Th quote “FOC is a collection of observations and feelings recorded during the death throes of a crumbling empire.” coupled with that album art make me think this is Earl’s black metal album.

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#9  charliepanayi
Score:38 | Oct 29th

I made this joke a few days ago and I was right!

https://twitter.com/charlie_panayi/status/1187802576756060161

Pitchfork’s review of Jesus is King is basically the bit in The Simpsons where Homer tells Marge ‘Sorry Marge, I’n afraid this gets my lowest rating ever – seven thumbs up’

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#8  homesickalien
Score:38 | Oct 28th

it’s a think piece about a mid-level band struggling with their own limitations in the harsh face of stardom

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#7  CardiovascularB
Score:39 | Oct 30th

Next you’re gonna tell me pee isn’t stored in the balls.

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#6  raptor jesus
Score:43 | Oct 25th

I’m starting to think Kanye may love Jesus as much as Chance loves his wife.

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#5  brightcolorsanddirt
Score:43 | Oct 25th

Republicans said that because Obama was a challenge to their white supremacy. People who say it about Trump are saying it because Trump is running concentration camps and appointing judges who will overturn Roe v. Wade and make it so people like me can be fired because of who we are. Equating the two is a false equivalency. This isn’t a fucking high school football game where both sides are equal and who wins is trivial. Trump et al want people like me dead and are acting on it. It might have zero impact on YOUR life, but it sure as hell has a HUGE impact on many lives, including mine.

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#4  Whyguy
Score:44 | Oct 28th

tom you are really killing me here holding out on the 10s for the SITKOL singles, these are 100% perfect songs we’re talking about here

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#3  YoLaFoxtrot
Score:45 | Oct 25th

Do we have to?

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#2  bakedbeans
Score:50 | Oct 28th

I just hope that all criticism of the music, especially, doesn’t get watered down to, “oh, this sucks *because* it’s christian gospel-rap.” No, this music sucks because it’s thin and empty and almost completely without substance, both musical and thematic.

Kanye West, once total perfectionist, now seems completely content with (or, is for some reason compelled to be) releasing half-assed turds under his name.

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#1  dansolo
Score:51 | Oct 25th

And if he had stopped it, we would have suffered a 2019 where Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and Shawn Mendes topped the charts with music that was extremely weak even by their standards. LNX lept in front of those bullets for us.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  Blocparty
Score:-26 | Oct 25th

Touchy comment section already. nats bouta win tonight lemme hear you say heyyyyy

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#4  Blocparty
Score:-26 | Oct 25th

everyone disagreeing with this statement is a fucking embarassment

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#3  roland1824
Score:-31 | Oct 29th

This guy just can’t do enough to ingratiate himself to the establishment these days. He’s about a month away from being a judge on the Voice.

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#2  CardiovascularB
Score:-32 | Oct 29th

Delete your account.

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#1  BillyCorganApologistC
Score:-32 | Oct 25th

OLD TOWN ROAD IS GARBAGE listen to Spiritualized

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  StupidAsshole
Score:32 | Oct 28th

Everyone: I will never purchase a Morrissey record again

Morrissey: got it

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