Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week in primary news: Tim Kaine endorsed Joe Biden, Clint Eastwood endorsed Mike Bloomberg, and Garth Brooks endorsed Barry Sanders. I’m gonna need an extra hour of Pod Save America to unpack that last one.


#10  armyofwires
Score:34 | Feb 21st

Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire Gimme Two Tickets to Paradiyyyeaaahhaaa

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#9  antigone
Score:37 | Feb 22nd

Class move move from the King.

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#8  Dr.Sean
Score:39 | Feb 26th

“Rock the Casbah” is surely higher than a 6.

Posted in: The Number Ones: M’s “Pop Muzik”
#7  Guy Incognito
Score:39 | Feb 26th

ok, I’ll bite. I’m not a huge fan of hers, I like some of her songs just ok. But when I’m not super into an artist I tend to stay away from such posts and let the fans enjoy, whereas for some reason you feel the need to come on the boards and whine. Your negativity and shtick is getting real tired around here. Kindly leave.

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”
#6  armsagainstatrophy
Score:42 | Feb 24th

As opposed to gecs original music, which is very normal and contains no abrupt transitions or elements that feel completely unrelated to one another

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#5  storkknees
Score:43 | Feb 26th

“Talk about Pop Muzik” that’s what this whole websites for.

Posted in: The Number Ones: M’s “Pop Muzik”
#4  cokeparty
Score:43 | Feb 25th

I honestly don’t know how people do this shit. One of the major problems is policy and punishment for rapists. I have a friend who is a cop who told me that as soon as they find out the victim was drunk or high, you can pretty much guarantee these shitbags walk. I’d say “be careful” but that bugs me because it makes it seem like the victim bears some responsibility.

We have to do better.

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#3  generic orange soda
Score:44 | Feb 26th

People talking about stuff they like in goofy cliche ways will ALWAYS be better than people talking about shit they don’t like in annoying, repetitive ways.

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”
#2  Spikelee3000
Score:45 | Feb 24th

If we are going to stick to this Beatles analogy, let me just say I eagerly await the meddling of whoever turns out to be K-Pop’s Yoko Ono.

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#1  cadallaca
Score:49 | Feb 24th

I don’t know about “hip-hop fat cats” but I do know that MC Skat Kat ripped off his whole persona from Jerry Mouse and hasn’t suffered ANY repercussions.

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#5  PenguinOnTheTelly
Score:-17 | Feb 26th

1……Move out of the basement.

2…….Find a therapist.

Posted in: The Number Ones: M’s “Pop Muzik”
#4  BillyCorganApologistC
Score:-20 | Feb 26th

This is what I’m saying: if you tell everyone you don’t agree with to shut up, aren’t you just being the exact same as all the Republicans you hate? 😉 “Healthy debate” does not exist on the Internet because we are not face to face. If we were you’d find that I am pretty swell guy 🙂 I also post about a lot of things I love on here buuuuuuut I mean, yeah, continue to take your shots, calling an artist boring is obviously a huge crime, I’m genuinely sorry I offend you so much.

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”
#3  BillyCorganApologistC
Score:-24 | Feb 26th

Why does it bother you so much? It’s just a dumb opinion! You realize that Internet comment sections are not real life and I’m just trolling, right? Trolling makes me laugh. Look how mad you got over me saying Phoebe Bridgers was boring! Who cares what I think????

Are you one of those hyper-earnest guys that yells at people who don’t support Bernie and is constantly posting negative articles about how fucked the world is and calling everyone a fascist?

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”
#2  BillyCorganApologistC
Score:-25 | Feb 26th

You’re right, Chaz! Congrats! I can tell by how you used the phrase “take up space” that you really value earnest, PC communication and I appreciate that!

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”
#1  BillyCorganApologistC
Score:-41 | Feb 26th

Alright, add her to the already-long list of boring-ass indie that everyone seems to get behind. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN honestly putting her and Conor Oberst together is Ambien, the world does not need another sound-alike indie singer, boring boring boring boring

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”


Score:27 | Feb 26th

Update: I’m fucked up.

Posted in: Phoebe Bridgers – “Garden Song”

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