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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Coronavirus got me so hype. COVID-19 is sweeping our 50 states and American Samoa, and that means both Ultra Fest and SXSW have been cancelled. Coachella is still on (for now).

There was some good news, though. Andrew VanWynGarden wrote a sick bop and New Zealand got an excuse to quarantine Tool fans. Also check out these lucky Italian bureaucrats getting exposed to “Stupid Love”:

During this difficult time my thoughts are with Grimes and whether she has stockpiled enough Vegenaise.

Let’s try to have an unhysterical weekend, and remember what the great Ritchie Blackmore once said: Death is very important and it’s gonna happen to most of us.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  ReviloWerd
Score:48 | Mar 4th

End the simulation now please.

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#9  bikemail
Score:48 | Mar 3rd

Beto’s truly a coward. He co-opted Bernie’s grassroots populism when it suited him then tacked hard to the center when he failed to gain traction. He’s an empty suit and I hope like hell that no one actually gives a shit about his endorsement.

Posted in: Cedric Bixler-Zavala Denounces Former Bandmate Beto O’Rourke, Endorses Bernie Sanders
#8  spoonman
Score:48 | Mar 3rd

I would like a nominee who cares about my future and doesn’t have noticeable dementia. Seems like a small ask, and yet…

Posted in: Cedric Bixler-Zavala Denounces Former Bandmate Beto O’Rourke, Endorses Bernie Sanders
#7  Spudlord
Score:53 | Mar 4th

Looks like Smith and Valory have been Schon the door.

Posted in: Journey Fire Bassist And Drummer Over Alleged “Coup D’état”
#6  log
Score:55 | Mar 5th

I mean, I agree. I’m cool with the wealth gap as long as I’m on the super-wealthy side of it.

Posted in: Grimes Is Still Concerned About Income Inequality But “Can Make An Exception” For Elon Musk
#5  Scott Lapatine
Score:55 | Feb 28th

Lol you’re both on thin ice! 😘

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#3  Scott Lapatine
Score:64 | Feb 28th

you’re on thin ice BillyCorganApologistC — no more trolling plz!

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#2  Blahoholic
Score:74 | Feb 29th

If Adam Levine had to apologize for every horrible Maroon 5 show, he wouldn’t have time to play Maroon 5 shows.

Posted in: Adam Levine Apologizes For Horrible Maroon 5 Show

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  StupidAsshole
Score:-18 | Mar 4th

“country radio does not play women”

this is literally the definition of someone talking out of their ass lmao

Posted in: Dixie Chicks – “Gaslighter”
#4  Y*B*B
Score:-18 | Mar 3rd

watch the downvotes roll in from the acolytes of Saint Bernard

Posted in: Cedric Bixler-Zavala Denounces Former Bandmate Beto O’Rourke, Endorses Bernie Sanders
#3  Y*B*B
Score:-21 | Mar 3rd

Pro tip: social media and web board posting is not a form of praxis

Posted in: Cedric Bixler-Zavala Denounces Former Bandmate Beto O’Rourke, Endorses Bernie Sanders
#2  StupidAsshole
Score:-26 | Mar 4th

that is definitely you in your avatar photo and it makes so much sense. sorry I didn’t google statistics about FM country music airplay, I have a life.

you of all people shouldn’t mock someone for being a needlessly snide dweeb.

Posted in: Dixie Chicks – “Gaslighter”
#1  dototto
Score:-26 | Mar 4th

Meanwhile in the real world:

- Joe Biden has won nine of the 14 states that voted to pick a Democratic White House candidate on Super Tuesday, a remarkable rebound for his campaign
– The US military has conducted an air strike against Taliban fighters in Afghanistan, just hours after President Donald Trump said he had a “very good talk” with a leader of the group
– European leaders travel to the border with Turkey as show of solidarity with Greece. Von der Leyen praises Athens as “the shield” of Europe and announces financial support
– Turkey has accused the European Union of “betrayal, hypocrisy and selfishness” for failing to uphold an agreement to stem the flow of Syrian refugees and migrants into Europe
– The worldwide risk level due to Covid-19 is very high, according to the World Health Organization, who admits that its mortality rate is higher than that of the seasonal flu. There are more than 90 thousands confirmed cases and about 3 thousand people have died – a mortality rate of around 3.4%
– Russian President Vladimir Putin wants marriage to be defined as the union of a man and woman in a revised constitution, ruling out gay marriage
– At least 23 people have died in Brazil and more than 30 are missing after torrential rain and landslides hit coastal areas in the states of São Paulo and Rio de Janeiro

Posted in: The Number Ones: Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer’s “No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)”

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  up2life
Score:11 | Mar 4th

Entertaining video. Never heard her speak before. I don’t think she deserves all the hate she gets. We expect an “artiste” to carry themselves in a certain way. If her claim to fame had been as a slightly dorky millenial YouTuber who thinks out loud and says stupid shit sometimes, no one would bat an eye. I watch a lot of YouTube, because I have no life, so I should know.

Her food choices are kinda gross, but so are my brother’s, and I don’t hate him. Butter toast does low key sound quite delicious though, if a bit artery-clogging.

Posted in: Grimes Shares Her Secret Recipe For Toast And Butter