Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

This week Jared Kushner predicted the US will be “really rocking” again in July. Has Jared Kushner heard the new Protomartyr album? Maybe he’s just emboldened by those photos of Danes rocking out to live music in their cars. Some parts of America are taking tentative, ill-advised steps to reopen today, but Imma stay inside and watch season three of Ozark again.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Guy Incognito
Score:36 | Apr 24th

There is no debate. It’s The Beatles, cokeparty.

Posted in: Beatles Or Stones?
#9  jackunderscore
Score:37 | Apr 24th

I hope no one is drinking or injecting any disinfectants, despite our moron president’s suggestion.

Posted in: The Number Ones: Eddie Rabbitt’s “I Love A Rainy Night”
#8  McRib
Score:37 | Apr 24th

I hope you are all doing well.

Posted in: The Number Ones: Eddie Rabbitt’s “I Love A Rainy Night”
#7  wbodisc
Score:40 | Apr 27th

I have been anxiously waiting all weekend to bring this story to TNOCS. In the words of Dave Barry, I am not making this up.

On Saturday morning, I began work on reconstructing the deck in my backyard. But before I got started, there was one stubborn board from the old deck that I still had to remove. It was attached to the side of my house in such a way that I couldn’t get behind it to pry it out, to the point where I had just given up on the attempt during the previous workday, when I had been taking out all of the old boards.

So I settled in to take another crack at this board, and while I was doing so, my next door neighbors were doing work in their yard and they had their outdoor loudspeakers on, playing a satellite radio station of classic soul songs.

Anyway, I must have spent at least 15 minutes of effort prying away at the old deck board, but it finally gave way and I was able to remove it. And this little triumph just happened to occur right after the song on the radio next door changed to “Back Stabbers.” Just another reason why it’s forever a 10.

Posted in: The Number Ones: REO Speedwagon’s “Keep On Loving You”
#6  Decatur Or
Score:40 | Apr 25th

(vomits)

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#5  Y*B*B
Score:49 | Apr 28th

Good place to mention that I got invited to an in-person Jeopardy tryout…except that it’s over Zoom, for Reasons.

Wish me luck, assholes.

Posted in: I Feel For Her
#4  guiriguiri
Score:50 | Apr 25th

Wasn’t he begging for a billion dollars when he was ‘broke’ a few years ago with the promise that he could do amazing things to help the world with that kind of money?

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#3  JojoTheTaker
Score:52 | Apr 25th

Fuck him

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#2  mfd
Score:81 | Apr 25th

no one earns a billion dollars

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#1  cokeparty
Score:83 | Apr 25th

No one man should have all that power.

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  inthedeadofknight
Score:-24 | Apr 29th

They definitely spend more time doing that than learning how to play instruments or writing their songs.

Posted in: Haim – “I Know Alone”
#4  dadadaism
Score:-25 | Apr 25th

kanye west made the greatest album of all time, one of the biggest sportswear brands and a billionaire dollars
that is unbelievable, granted he’s an egomaniac but
in 200 years when the ego is forgotten they might just worship him as the second coming
he’s got a better resume than walking on water and turning some water into wine

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#3  StupidAsshole
Score:-28 | Apr 24th

Here’s a much hotter take since that one is too basic: if you’re taking this time in history to continue being a snarky twat for no reason on message boards, may I interest you in some bat soup?

Posted in: Beatles Or Stones?
#2  funnytimes
Score:-36 | Apr 25th

thats why it’s such a accomplishment !

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire
#1  funnytimes
Score:-45 | Apr 25th

“no one at Forbes knows how to count.” lol. haters gonna downvote but good for him! at the end of the day, he earned it

Posted in: Kanye West Is Officially A Billionaire

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  WilliamSockner
Score:23 | Apr 24th

I present to you, my quarantine playlist:

1. Nine Inch Nails – “Help Me I Am In Hell”
2. Nine Inch Nails – “Every Day is Exactly the Same”
3. Disturbed – “Down with the Sickness”
4. Matthew Good Band – “Life Beyond the Minimum Safe Distance”
5. Alice in Chains – “Man in the Box”
6. Nina Nastasia – “Why Don’t You Stay Home?”
7. Third Eye Blind – “Losing a Whole Year”
8. Jason Mraz – “Sleep All Day”
9. Crooked Fingers – “Sleep All Summer”
10. ZAYN – “DRUNK”
11. MUNA – “Crying on the Bathroom Floor”
12. Soko – “Don’t You Touch Me”
13. The Postal Service – “This Place is a Prison”
14. SOPHIE – “It’s Okay to Cry”
15. Sky Ferreira – “Lost in My Bedroom”
16. Adam Lambert – “Another Lonely Night”
17. Dream Syndicate – “Tell Me When It’s Over”
18. The Police – “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”
19. Eminem – “Cleanin’ Out My Closet”
20. Queen – “I Want to Break Free”

yw.

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

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