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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Surprise Taylor Swift indie-folk quarantine album for the weekend? We earned it, fam. Congrats to us and Aaron Dessner.

Wouldn’t it be wild if we also got a National cover of “Love Story” this summer?

JK they’re all Tokio Hotel covers.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Warfarin
Score:47 | Jul 19th

Nobody does album rollouts like this guy

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#9  Guy Incognito
Score:49 | Jul 19th

I really don’t find it funny at all. I think he’s incredibly unwell and needs serious help, he’s propped up by a massive bankroll and sycophants.

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#8  Decatur Or
Score:50 | Jul 17th

Last time I lost internet for a few days I ended up going door to door asking people to sign a petition to restart the CIA torture program. These things happen.

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#7  Thin White Duck
Score:51 | Jul 17th

Based God cursed his wi-fi and he’s been without it ever since.

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#6  dansolo
Score:60 | Jul 22nd

I feel, this though I would say in Kim’s defense that I can’t imagine its easy to get Kanye West to do anything he doesn’t want to do even when he’s in a good place (nuh-uh you can’t tell him nothing). And that based on things he’s said in the past (like that people criticizing him for supporting Trump are trying to control his thoughts) he does have a tendency to interpret any kind of pushback on what he’s saying/doing as malicious. Given the things he said about her at the rally or whatever that was, I feel like there really is a lot of grace and compassion in this statement – bipolar or no I would probably not spend so many words defending someone who had just said those things about me.

Posted in: Kim Kardashian Shares Statement On Kanye West’s Mental Health
#4  miss_merboy
Score:63 | Jul 19th

he’s not gonna get more than a few hundred semi-ironic wrote-in votes from people who probably weren’t gonna vote anyway. this isn’t a coordinated attack against the dems, it’s an unhinged man making impulsive decisions because he wants the attention.

Posted in: Kanye West Holds Bizarre, Combative “Rally” In Charleston
#3  compuff
Score:64 | Jul 23rd

Taylor Swift’s really embracing her 30s by collaborating with someone from The National and Bon Iver.

Posted in: Taylor Swift Announces New Album folklore Out Tonight, Largely Produced By Aaron Dessner
#2  bakedbeans
Score:67 | Jul 20th

Smh – you should be staking a claim with little knowledge and then stubbornly sticking to it.

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#1  ProfessorHolmes
Score:101 | Jul 20th

I’m not well-informed enough to have an opinion on this.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  Asoul47
Score:-22 | Jul 19th

Seriously tho is the title asserting that blacks r a superior race?

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#4  LosingMyEdge
Score:-26 | Jul 23rd

Aaron, our beautiful boy, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. :(

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#3  Martin F
Score:-32 | Jul 20th

Just out of curiosity, Chris, do you get great pleasure out of humiliating your readers this way? I’ve seen you do this before, even with me once. Yes, I’ll get downvoted and you may even find a snarky way to humiliate me and pile up a bunch of upvotes for it, but the fact is this is not at all professional on your part. It’s enough that we go at each other here from time to time. You really should not be flaming the fires yourself.

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#2  18f
Score:-33 | Jul 19th

I double checked with my uncle who was also the doctor in charge of my lobotomy and he said that you are legal allowed to vote Kanye west (sign in vote)come polls time. People are saying u can’t but they afraid of these good ideas ? Haha maybe I think so Kanye 2020 all.the way ✍️

Posted in: Kanye West Holds Bizarre, Combative “Rally” In Charleston
#1  tropicoflungcancer
Score:-36 | Jul 20th

“A stunning gesture.” Pretty way of phrasing “white people profit off of BLM yet again”

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  Captain Badass
Score:28 | Jul 21st

Do you think Phoebe has just the one skeleton costume, or an entire closet full of them like a cartoon character?

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