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Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Here’s 9-year-old Moroccan Cannon responding to fan requests to put his mom, Mariah Carey, in his TikTok.

https://twitter.com/blondedweisz/status/1291229417780514816

Enjoy it while it’s legal Moroccan!

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#9  OSCAR GO WILD
Score:62 | Jul 31st

Get outta here, he doesn’t give a fuck about these artists. How’s this guy talking about how important “the storytelling around the album” is, and “keeping a continuous dialogue with your fans”, while living off random ass curated playlist after random ass curated playlist?

Posted in: Spotify CEO To Musicians: “You Can’t Record Music Every Three Or Four Years And Think That’s Going To Be Enough”
#8  Dr.Sean
Score:66 | Jul 31st

Sometimes the comments section feels, shall we say, partisan. I’m just glad there’s a human being that every single one of us can get behind designating an actual sack of shit.

Posted in: Spotify CEO To Musicians: “You Can’t Record Music Every Three Or Four Years And Think That’s Going To Be Enough”
#7  conner5real
Score:66 | Jul 31st

So on one hand, you have Bandcamp realizing the tough spot musicians are in these days – COVID or no COVID – and having multiple days in which they give up all their profits to support the actual creators.

On the other, ya got Swedish Dr. Evil over here calling on musicians to keep cranking out the product and blaming them for not getting with the times, while he sits on nearly $5 billion and gives one of the lowest per-stream payouts in the entire industry.

I hope he falls into a volcano.

Posted in: Spotify CEO To Musicians: “You Can’t Record Music Every Three Or Four Years And Think That’s Going To Be Enough”
#6  dadguitar
Score:73 | Aug 3rd

I’m glad the campaign is going so well! I know lots of people have said this, but Stereogum is the only site I visit daily. You’ve introduced me to so much awesome new music I wouldn’t have heard about otherwise. Looking forward to hearing the comp! Keep up the great work!

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#5  J_Realtime
Score:80 | Aug 6th

Fuck this guy

Posted in: Kanye West Implies His GOP-Backed Campaign Is Intended To Hurt Biden
#4  BanksyWasFramed
Score:83 | Jul 31st

Daniel Ek is the prime example of what is wrong with tech. He was a rich guy who became a billionaire off a company that spent over a decade not making money. And its business strategy is underpaying the core laborers of the business. Tech is basically just multi-level marketing scams now.

Posted in: Spotify CEO To Musicians: “You Can’t Record Music Every Three Or Four Years And Think That’s Going To Be Enough”
#2  Decatur Or
Score:115 | Jul 31st

This motherfucker has over $4 billion and I can’t name one of his songs.

Posted in: Spotify CEO To Musicians: “You Can’t Record Music Every Three Or Four Years And Think That’s Going To Be Enough”

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5  sandro
Score:-36 | Aug 4th

There’s no vaccine and even if there would be a vaccine you would still have to follow all the rules that are made up today. Festivals, shows…It’s all over man.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-53643455

Do you actually think they let these trinklets of disaster news drop without reason. Don’t get your hopes up.

So either you live the dullest life from corona wave till corona wive till the end of times or you figure a way to get social life back on track.

Posted in: Pictureplane Regrets DJing Secret Brooklyn Rave
#4  sandro
Score:-42 | Aug 4th

You guys actually think there will be a vaccine in half a year? It takes years to get a safe vaccine. I kind of understand these parties. I’m not planning on living like a hermit for years. And for what…giving some old geezers a few more months to live until they die from the disease that made them weak in the first place.

I’m exhausted. And everybody looking forward to a vaccine in the hope that everything will get back to normal are fooling themselves.

Posted in: Pictureplane Regrets DJing Secret Brooklyn Rave
#3 

Mark Yates
Score:-46 | Aug 4th

A matter of principle? Wake up. It’s only because it’s Trump. Typical liberal hypocrisy. What else is new?

Posted in: Neil Young Sues Donald Trump
#2  funnytimes
Score:-48 | Aug 6th

back to self righteous kanye bashing getting unlimited upvotes. we were so close. the criticism is warranted, the ‘fuck this guy’ posting is cringe. there’s more open hatred for kanye than for [insert any actual abuser/evil person] and its very 2009

Posted in: Kanye West Implies His GOP-Backed Campaign Is Intended To Hurt Biden
#1 

Mark Yates
Score:-51 | Aug 4th

He’s suing because someone is using his music or because it’s Trump doing it? Another liberal fraud.

Posted in: Neil Young Sues Donald Trump

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

  Y*B*B
Score:35 | Aug 6th

Is Kelly gonna put up the Nick Cave wallpaper in her apartment next

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