Old School Audio Smut

Boing Boing points us an MP3 of one of the earliest bad-girl tunes in audio-recorded history. You can download Miss Beatrice Hart’s 1899 recording “I’m A Naughty Girl” here, but the quality is poor (damn Victorian rootkits) so you might wanna read the lyrics instead.

If you like that we also recommend “Fleshy Orbs’ Thrust Bringeth Boys To The Yard” and “My Hillocks.”

Speaking of naughty girls, did you know Foxy Brown is “pretty much totally deaf”?