Throwing Our Feces Outraged Grandad

Golden Fiddle says Russel Crowe has renamed his band, Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts, “The Ordinary Fear of God” after seeing a girl with a cleft palette. Actually, it was because he wouldn’t have to replace the tour jackets: TOFOG is TOFOG no matter how you sell it. I guess he can afford a new URL, though he might as well have gone the way of AARP, KFC, and NARAL, declaring that the acronym means nothing at all.

Put your suggestions in the comments. Thespian, Overtly Feeble Old Goofball?