Merry Christmas from the 9th Circle of Hell

Patton Oswalt’s got this great bit about playing the Alvin & the Chipmunks Christmas album at the slowest possible speed, so that the chipmunks sounded like spacy monotonous guys schlepping through a carol. The hillarious side effect is that “Dave” ends up sounding “this demon from, like, the ninth level of traitors and murders, just screaming at them.” It’s really funny, and easy to imagine, but I always wondered what it sounded like. Mostly because I was too lazy to do it myself. I mean, you see my lazy posts. You get me.

Well, thanks to Patton fan Kevin “Time on My Hands” Roache, you can hear it in weirdly enjoyable mashup format. Is there a little Queen in there? Are they the cilantro of mashups?