Britney’s Jew Juice

No question Madonna’s been acting pretty nutty since she discovered Kabbalah. But now she’s dragging Brit down with her, and that is when Stereogum starts to pay attention.

According to … er, Cult News … Madonna’s Kabbalah Centre has its own water “charged with positive energy, so that it has healing powers.” It’s hyped as “dynamic ‘living’ water” with “a highly organized structure, crystalline formations and a fractal design.”

Now The Sun has caught Brit sneaking out of a Kabbalah class in Beverly Hills, DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WATER!

A bottle of evil TOXIC Kabbalah water no doubt!

I bet she chases it with the can of Red Bull she keeps in her ginormous hat.