No question Madonna’s been acting pretty nutty since she discovered Kabbalah. But now she’s dragging Brit down with her, and that is when Stereogum starts to pay attention.
According to … er, Cult News … Madonna’s Kabbalah Centre has its own water “charged with positive energy, so that it has healing powers.” It’s hyped as “dynamic ‘living’ water” with “a highly organized structure, crystalline formations and a fractal design.”
Now The Sun has caught Brit sneaking out of a Kabbalah class in Beverly Hills, DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WATER!
A bottle of evil TOXIC Kabbalah water no doubt!
I bet she chases it with the can of Red Bull she keeps in her ginormous hat.