American Idol — The Fun, Sucky Part — Returns

American Idol Season 327 premiered tonight, and you know what that means: that possibility of seeing the next William Hung. Not many worthy candidates in this episode, but we did get barefoot “Crazy Dave,” who communicates with animals, and my personal favorite Jessica Nelson of Peotone, IL. “You can kiss my white asshole,” she threatened after the judges declined to send her to Hollywood. So offensive Fox had to censor her three times simultaneously! An Idol first? Tune in next week when Rob Thomas croons “1979.”