Grillz By Paul Wall

And you thought the KISS Coffin was merch overboard. Now Paul Wall’s selling sets of customized grills, making him the first rapper to have have a “Find A Dentist” link on his site. (You have to send Paul your teeth mold in order to get your grillz did.)

It gets better. Mr. Wall’s got 14 styles available, so you’re sure to find the diamond-encrusted tooth ornament that best fits your personality…


STYLE: “Ballin For Life”
PRICE PER TOOTH: $700.00


STYLE: “Baller On The Rise”
PRICE PER TOOTH: $300.00


STYLE: “Baller On A Budget”
PRICE PER TOOTH: $75.00

I wonder which one Skee-Lo will buy. Anyway, order now — Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.