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We’ve been so obsessed with K-Fed’s laughable rap career, we forgot about his superstar wife and their new baby, whose life is apparently in danger.

Front page news on the Post

…though admittedly trumped by nude Scarlett Johansson (NSFW).

According to the Spears article (Nitwit Brit Endangers Her Baby), Brit Brit drove her SUV two miles down the Pacific Coast Highway, changing lanes (presumably blasting “Popozao”) .. with little Sean Preson on her lap! It’s the Post, though — level of truthiness TBD.

Pic below via The Superficial.

UPDATE 3:15 PM: Britney’s defense:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”

Um, OK. But wasn’t there a bodyguard in the passenger seat?

*Clever post title via StereoJim*