Regrettable Purchase Of The Week

Another budding problem.

What a shitty purchase. And my friend tried to warn me too!

I love the first customer review on that page:

These headphones suck because they don’t fit. Large doesn’t fit, Medium doesn’t fit, and Small doesn’t fit. As for sound quality I honestly can’t tell the difference between these and just me singing to myself in my head.

They fell out of my ears four times on the subway this morning. How am I supposed to listen to Natalie Portman rap?