What Would Jesus Listen To?

NY Post reports the new Pope has an iPod Nano filled with classical tunes, religious music, and Tapes ‘N Tapes (kidding).

Presented to him by staffers at Vatican Radio (is that on Sirius or something?), the back is inscribed “To his Holiness, Benedict XVI,” Just like Stereogum’s. In accepting the gift, his Holiness noted “computer technology is the future.”

Lame. You know John Paul II at least had Joshua Tree on his.

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