Scarlett Johansson Covers Gershwin, Jeremy Irons Covers Dylan, Nia Vardalos Covers Beatles … All On One CD You’ll Never Buy!

Oh, my ears! And I haven’t even heard it yet. But if you’ve got MP3s … send to Stereogum and we’ll commiserate together.

Unexpected Dreams: Songs From the Stars
1. Summertime — Scarlett Johansson
2. Sweetest Gift — Ewan McGregor
3. In My Daughter’s Eyes — Taraji P. Henson
4. My Heart Is So Full of You — Jennifer Garner
5. To Make You Feel My Love — Jeremy Irons
6. Goodnight My Angel — John Stamos
7. Little Child — Lucy Lawless
8. Wish Song — Marissa Jaret Winokur
9. Greatest Discovery — Eric McCormack
10. No One Is Alone — Victor Garber
11. Night Shift — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
12. Golden Slumbers — Nia Vardalos
13. Lullaby in Ragtime — John C. Reilly
14. Goodnight — Teri Hatcher

UPDATE: Audio samples here. (Thanks Johnny.) I guessed correctly Scarlett’s cover was not of DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (phew!). And sadly I don’t think “My Heart Is So Full Of You” will get added Jennifer Garner’s Awesome Workout Mix!!. It just lacks the awesomeness Jen needs for her crunches.

UPDATE 2: Speaking of celebrities and songs. I’m sure you’ve seen Sharon “Mustard Lips” Stone’s Israeli freakout…

Well (A) There’s now a video remix. (B) “Come Together Now,” the Tsunami-turned-Hurricane benefit tune she wrote with Denise Rich, is online for your listening displeasure.