Let’s (Watch People) Dance

Between So You Think You Can Dance (ouch), P. Diddy’s upcoming MTV dance show (snooze), and Fuse’s Pants-Off Dance-Off (which at least involves stripping), booty shaking competitions are all over TV this year. I’m amazed there’s an audience for all this, but then again, I don’t know how to dance (think David Byrne in Stop Making Sense).

Fuse’s series, despite being dubbed “the dumbest show on television” by TV Guide, has been picked up for another season. And they need YOU to to audition.

Apparently Full House’s now-recovered crystal meth addict will guest host. Sort of icky casting, but props to Fuse for keeping Jodie Sweetin off the streets. What’s the last time MTV threw Jesse Camp a bone? I worked with that kid at the MTV Beach House years ago. Let’s just say it wasn’t an act.

I never watch Fuse, but I get the feeling I’m missing out. Do they have shows my DVR should know about?