Britney’s Namibian Dream

Scott’s gone for the weekend, but Brit’s ridiculousness waits for no man. The latest from Camp Federline has Brit gone Brangelina, wanting little Future Fed to make its debut in Namibia. (Yep. As in Africa.) The AP reports:

Spears would probably appreciate some of the peace and privacy that Pitt and Jolie enjoyed when their daughter, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was born last month in the sleepy southwest African nation.

Really can’t make this shit up. Anyone see that Dateline interview? (YouTube) Said Scott upon debriefing: “Man, I go for a few days and miss all the fun! It’s fucking hot down here.”

UPDATE: Brit’s NY publicist emailed the AP “Not true.” Apparently the Namibian Deputy of Tourism went public after receiving an unidentified call mentioning Ms. Federline’s “plans.” So the real winner in all of this, of course, is Namibian tourism. Smell fishy? Said Scott: “It’s still fucking hot down here.”