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PETE DOHERTY’S HEAD IS A LANDMARK
Rocker’s Head Exceeds Size of Buildings

Rocker, drug addict and serial model-dater, Pete Doherty has an enormous head. The photo above has not been altered in any way. I guess he must be taking HGH (human growth hormone) as well as cocaine an heroin. Our team of expert graphic artists have produced a size comparison for you.

I think it’s a hoax. But I’m really excited about the long lost Mad Max footage.