Jewel Likes Booze, Nash Brides

Jewel is not just Homer, Alaska’s most famous razor saleswoman. She’s also a poet. Here are Ms. Kilcher’s latest nuggets of wisdom, as printed in the new Blender:

  • “Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems.”

  • “I do love a good pedophile joke.”

  • “I actually TiVo Nash Bridges.”

  • Sure, those quotes are taken out of context, but Jewel made us listen to her yodel, so I think we’re even.

    Man, it’s like she’s trying to out-trash Britney (YouTube). Almost, Jewel!