“But They Look Like Sneakers”

Talk about art versus commerce! Have you guys heard of The Pack (The Wolfpack)? Adidas are so 1985, so these Bay Area rappers are hawking a tribute to Vans. In four minutes, they manage to drop the brand name an astounding 6,835 times.


“If you wanna get right, stop buying those Nikes. Get some new fucking Vans and l bet you look icy.” Your move Nelly.

I thought it was a Vans commercial when I first heard it. But they’re a real group. And amazingly they haven’t been invited to join the Warped Tour.