The Fool

Stars respond to tragedy in different ways. In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Anderson Cooper became a hero, Audioslave wrote a shitty song, and Mr. T … is taking his chains off.

“It would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate.”

Wait, that gold is real?

“I saw some, I call it ‘sorry celebrities.’ They’ll go down there and hook up with the people to take a photo-op. How disgusting,” Mr. T continued, before reminding everyone to watch his new advice show “I Pity the Fool” on TV Land.

I met T a few years ago. He didn’t break character.

An oldie but a terribley: