Handicapping The Oscars

EW alerts us of the drink of choice this Oscar Sunday:

Sofia Blanc De Blancs is named after everyone’s favorite dark horse Oscar nominee.

This description of the wine comes from the Niebaum-Coppola Vineyard site:

Poetic hinting at romance, sparkling with a touch of glamour, ebullient and bubbly, the youthful energy of our Sofia Blanc de Blancs captures the hearts of all who revel in it. Born out of a celebration of love, as a gift from father to daughter, Sofia is a tribute to the spirit and life of a young woman. The 2002 Sofia is a complex sparkling wine that represents the character of a revolutionary woman coming of age.

Kampai (I’m told this means ‘Cheers’ in Japanese).

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