Every Night Should Be Baby Safety Night

Let’s check in with the Federlines, y’all.

NY Daily News tells us about a new video that has appeared on Anna Nicole Smith’s website:

?If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you,? the six-months-pregnant former Playboy pinup says in a video on her Web site ? even though she spells Spears’ first name ?Brittany.? She goes on to say ?I think you?re totally cool and I think we?re going to have our babies about the same time.? On another video, Smith treats viewers to the sight of her frying up a peanut butter, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich.

The video is available to paying-members-only, which has me wondering who the fuck would subscribe to this? I think we already knew Anna is the new fat Elvis.

Minor-league baseballer team the Newark Bears are taking a different approach to get Brit Brit’s attention:

The Newark Bears are proud to present “Britney Spears Baby Safety Night” at Bears and Eagles Riverfront Stadium on Friday, August 4th. The Newark Bears know that the Pop Diva’s public mishaps are far from intentional. It is her celebrity that has brought attention to the fact that not all new mothers in New Jersey are “not that innocent” when it comes to caring for their bouncing bundle of joy. Dress as a baby, present a baby toy or bring your baby (children 4 and under) to the ball park and receive FREE admission. AAA will be on hand to pass out information on car seat safety and raffle off a FREE car seat.

Stay for the fireworks after the game!

Finally, National Ledger tells us what the Federlines have been up to in Vegas:

While Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline were cuddling and making headlines downstairs [at Tao], Britney’s mother-in-law was busy parting away with porn legend Ron Jeremy upstairs.

The Feds were in town so for Kevin’s “Lose Control” video shoot at PURE nightclub. On 8/20, he closes out the Teen Choice Awards with his first live TV performance (not counting his MTV Popozao headbobbing).

Photo via AOL.