Super Freaky Gravesite

What do you want on your tombstone? A picture of Rick James? Too late! Rick James beat you to it (via TMZ.)

It’s not clear if that poem refers to the incident where he held a young woman “hostage for up to six days (depending on the account), tying her up, forcing her to perform sexual acts, and burning her legs and abdomen with a hot crack pipe during a weeklong cocaine binge.”

And the two-ton black stone is not as tasteful as say, Aaliyah’s.

But … he’s Rick James, bitch.

RIP in Buffalo, super freak.