Making Babies Is Fun, Y’All

Pregnant Britney reveals in the new People that baby #2 was not planned.

“It just kind of happened. I’m going to wait a while for the next (one)! I feel like I’ve been pregnant for 10 years!

It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I’ve done it a lot because he’s very attached. It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too.”

Like many expectant mothers, she has late night cravings. But since her husband is always in the studio finishing his self-released album, Britney is forced to get creative.

“I’ll get up in the middle of the night and I’ll get a Hershey’s bar, the real big ones, and I’ll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it’s so satisfying.”

To lose the 40 pounds Brit gained during pregnancy, the singer will travel back in time. Which is good, ’cause K-Fed reveals in the new GQ that the couple has a hot collaboration for us: “After she has the baby and gets skinny, we’re gonna hit ‘em with this shit.”