Venom Confections

Obligatory Snakes On A Plane post, or my blogger’s license will be revoked.

We discussed the soundtrack, bid on the toast, laughed at the parodies, rented the Kazakh version

And we agree the sequel should star Christopher Walken

But please stop sending us all of this homemade nonsense.

No more SoaP YouTube tributes!

Unless they star LonelyGirl15.

In case you were wondering what’s on Samuel L. Jackson’s motherfucking iPod, check out his iTunes Celebrity Playlist:

Sam thinks Gnarls are “very unique,” deems MMJ the “best thing to come out of Kentucky since A.J.” and calls “Wake Up” a “truly anthemic song.”

And that’s all she wrote. We’ll never mention Snakes On A Plane again. But first…