I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ With Tucker Carlson

The Scissor Sisters’ forthcoming Ta-Dah (9/26) will be available as a Deluxe Edition with an extra disc of bonus tracks:
1. “Hair Baby”
2. “Almost Sorry”
3. “Transistor”
4. “Making Ladies”
5. “Contact High” (Demo)
6. “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin'” (Paper Faces Remix)

Wait, it gets better: rumor has it the band will perform its hot new single on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars next month.

Holy shit! Will we get to see Tucker Carlson shake his ass to “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin'”? The new season also features Monique Coleman, Sara Evans, Willa Ford, Vivica A. Fox, Harry Hamlin, Joe Lawrence, Mario Lopez, Shanna Moakler, Emmitt Smith and Jerry Springer.

According to this video, Joey Lawrence has a career again ’cause he shaved his head. Totally unfair that he’s in ABC’s competition. We already know he’s an amazing dancer.

Elsewhere, wearescissorsisters.com tells you your “Scissor Sisters Name.” The answer is spits out is totally random. And thus, pointless.

Scissor Sisters – “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ (Linus Loves Remix)” (MP3)