We Said Hello Goodbye

Today Phil Collins announces his retirement tour, aptly titled The First Final Farewell Tour. Of course bands never actually retire when they say they will. Every time a new Cure album drops, Robert Smith says it’s the last one. Cher’s farewell tour has been going on for years. And will Jay-Z actually step down from the stage? Doubtful. That’s why today we give props to Pastor Mason Betha (f.k.a. Ma$e). In 1999, he claimed he was leaving rap to follow God … and he wasn’t full of shit! His book Revelations: There’s a Light After the Lime is now available in paperback. Also Bill Berry wasn’t full of shit. He is still a farmer.