Handy glossary for VH1's Totally Gayer, premiering Wed. night: BAG = A born again queer SHEBREW = A Jewish lesbian SCHLOMO = Gay man who revels in his ordinariness STROMO = Gay man who acts straight in response to metrosexuality A-GAY = Designer-label wearing wannabe who thinks he's on the clubbing A-List RETROMO = Stuck in the 80's Gay (e.g., ...