Totally Gayer

Handy glossary for VH1’s Totally Gayer, premiering Wed. night:

BAG = A born again queer
SHEBREW = A Jewish lesbian
SCHLOMO = Gay man who revels in his ordinariness
STROMO = Gay man who acts straight in response to metrosexuality
A-GAY = Designer-label wearing wannabe who thinks he’s on the clubbing A-List
RETROMO = Stuck in the 80’s Gay (e.g., fauxhawk-wearing/electroclash-listening)