M.I.A. Is Particular About Her Cheese

It tends to be a good time when The Smoking Gun unearths rocker tour riders, mostly because we get to laugh at musicians’ uncensored, exorbitant, diva-like demands. But we’ll cast no stones at M.I.A. It’s her 2008 rider so she was probably eating for two, and what fetus wouldn’t enjoy the earthy, rich flavor of a nice “cave-aged gruyere”?