TMZ watched it! And they have a little non-graphic excerpt for us: Check it out.
TMZ adds: “The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what’s to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a ‘Dirty Sanchez.’ Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.”
What’s interesting (beyond the WTF value) is that this celebrity porn wasn’t stolen. And it’s not a publicity stunt. Screech just needs the money. Incidentally, on that site you can download a ringtone with: “This is Dustin Diamond. Please buy a T-shirt from getdshirts.com. I really don’t wanna do porn.” That nugget via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which claims the whole foreclosure story is a publicity stunt!
Anyway, back to the sex tape.
What does this have to do with music you ask? Duh. Did you not know Dustin Diamond plays (played?) bass for indie rockers Salty The Pocketknife?! Have a listen. They’re really quite terrible.
There’s some SWF streaming here too.
And since we rarely get to talk about Saved By The Bell, we’re gonna subject you to this video mash-up:
We should also mention this isn’t Dustin’s first foray into erotic video. What, you don’t think chess is sexy?