Buy Lily Allen

£2,100.00 is the current asking price for a date with Lily Allen. It’s for charity, of course. (Via Contact Music/P4K.)

Here’s the auction description:
She?s the hottest female solo artist in the country right now and we?re offering you the opportunity to go backstage at one of her gigs and join the star for drinks afterwards. Her feisty personality and tendency to speak her mind won?t fail to make you ?Smile?!

Lily Allen
Age: 21
Lives: London
Country: UK
Profession: Singer/Song Writer
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Height: 5′ 11″
Interests: Designing trainers, writing music, collecting records, sassy dresses and sunday roasts.

Here’s the link. Good luck! You and Lil will have a blast badmouthing the Kooks and discussing obscure reggae LPs. Plus, no shipping costs!

But in real life they never look like they do in the photo, do they.

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