K-Fed Now To Be Known As Fed-Ex

See, you people pretend you don’t care about Kevin Federline. Our inbox implies otherwise.

Celebrate! And cue the next phase in the build ‘em up-tear ‘em down-build ‘em up again celeb arc for our dear Britney. Did you take “over” or “under” on two years of marriage? Well, it’s not just the media that be hatin’ on Federline. Yesterday, the very same day Brit showed off her refined assets on Letterman, Ms. Spears filed papers to divorce your favorite mooch-cum-rapper. TMZ reports:

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.

So Brit was most definitely NOT one of the unfortunate few at his concert this weekend. And those come-hithers to the teenagers first row are making a sad sort of sense now.

We always suspected he wasn’t good enough for our girl. Dude didn’t even tie his shoes.

Who do you think will be on the cover of the Post tomorrow? Spears or Pelosi? Sure they’re blaming irreconcilable differences, but what do you really think went wrong? Aside from everything, that is. And what do you suppose is next for the penny loafer? And if you think this is a big story, just wait ’til she’s spotted out with Timberlake! (Admit it: You can’t wait.)