We’re In Disbelief: K-Fed Used The Shower!

In the pantheon of gossip rags, US is somewhere between The National Enquirer and Entertainment Weekly in terms of reliability (a broad scope), so keep that in mind when you take a look at this pic US snapped of the shower door in Kevin’s House of Blues dressing room after his 11/8 Chicago show.

In case, like Kevin, you can’t read so good, here’s a transcription:

Today I?m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline

What do you think of the odds of authenticity? On one hand, it’s desperate, pathetic, and charmingly irreverent to customary capitalization usage. On the other, everything is spelled properly. It’s a wash.