Watching this fiery clip, all we’re thinking is: At this point, those marching band outfits they wear onstage must smell like worse than Big Foot’s dick. Rolling Stone’s Austin Scaggs is on the case:
GERARD WAY: It’s the weirdest thing. They don’t! We sweat all over them, but they don’t retain the sweat or stain from the sweat. There have been times we went two weeks straight in them, and they didn’t smell.
Yeah right. Who knew emo could deteriorate olfaction? You know you smell like shit. Own it, Way.