Why’d You Have To Get So Fucking Useless?

Kele’s been thinking little thoughts about the irresponsible rockstardom of Jack White. He told NME:

I was amazing [sic] when Jack White said it wasn’t his job to be critical about foreign policy because he was being paid to be an entertainer. I thought that was treacherous because it’s complicit with the capitalist society.

“Selling more records is the only thing that’s important to him not provoking debate.

Treacherous complicity! Damn Jack, commie Kele smacked you with an SAT-styled tongue lashing right there. Surprised he didn’t just start quoting “My Doorbell” for some compare-and-contrast effect.