File Those Funky Tax Forms, White Boy

He brought hip hip to mainstream America, and now he’s breaking off his considerable tax code knowledge. Vanilla Ice and bring you the best wtf contest of the day, “providing fun-loving taxpayers nationwide a shot at their own Grammy-worthy performance and $25,000 in winnings.” Alls you gotta do is rap as well as Ice, baby. This one’s called “Turbo Tax Mojo.” You may not like his flow, but you gotta admit he’s a beatmaking genius.

Head to for Vanilla to give you the 411 on your 1040. And remember, Van Winkle’s got a pet wallaroo.

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