Britney’s In (And Out Of) Rehab, Bald

TMZ has the scoop on Brit’s big day out:

TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out — less than twenty-four hours later!

As “EXTRA” first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so “exhausted” on New Year’s Eve she collapsed.

Look what happens to her when we stop paying attention! She’s such a fucking wreck. Now, we’ve shown considerable restraint in posting shit like this. But if it was 2005, you know we’d post in a heartbeat. Do you guys like our shift towards keeping things pop tart free? Or would a little update from time to time on Brit and her ilk be appreciated? We would ask if you think she should reenter rehab, but it seems like everyone but her knows the answer to that.

UPDATE: Britney shears!

News footage after the jump: “It looks like she’s having … an issue right now.”