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Maxim.com’s Sexiest Album Covers

Tired of modern porn? Then head to your dusty vinyl pile for some classic audio erotica. Maxim.com leads the way:

The Strokes, Is This It? (UK version)
Hinder, Extreme Behavior
RATT, Invasion of Your Privacy
The Cars, Candy-O
Roxy Music, Country Life
Madonna, Like a Prayer
Toni Braxton, Libra
Pulp, This Is Hardcore
Shania Twain, Up!
Pixies, Surfer Rosa
Jane’s Addiction, Nothing’s Shocking
Mariah Carey, Butterfly
Christina Aguilera, Stripped
Slunt, Get a Load of This
Slaughter, Stick It to Ya
REO Speedwagon, Hi Infidelity
Shakira, Oral Fixation, Vol. 2
Gwen Stefani, Love. Angel. Music. Baby.
Jennifer Lopez, On the 6
Aerosmith, Pump
Herb Alpert, Whipped Cream & Other Delights

You oughta head here for the visuals, and to mock the cheesy captions (e.g., Toni Braxton’s Libra: “Don’t you wanna get medieval on her astrological sign?” — Wha? That doesn’t even make sense!).

This Shit List really made us scratch our heads. And that’s before we got to Pump. Then again, maybe this explains Hinder’s popularity. But who the hell are Slunt?