My friend Celeste, who has NEVER SEEN THE APPRENTICE, writes:
I went on a double date to Gracie Mansion Tuesday night with Kwame, Mike, and Bill. But Bill got cut out of this picture, just like he’s going to get cut off The Apprentice tonight! Kwame says, “Everything I do from now on is dedicated to Troy.” Well I say “Everything I do from now on is dedicated to Kwame.”
I don’t know how Celeste ended up at Gracie Mansion. She’s crazy. I think she’s sleeping with the mayor. But she and Kwame make a much cuter couple.