… just kidding. Probably. Genesis, ZZ Top, Heart, and Ozzy Osbourne are the artists that will be celebrated at this year’s VH1 Rock Honors, to be held at Vegas’s Mandalay Bay. Gretchen Wilson, Keane, and Nickelback are the bands named so far for cover-salute duty. We’re guessing Keane will pay tribute to our favorite prog-poppers (we suggest “In Too Deep”), Gretchen will go Heart (but why not Blitzen Trapper?), Nickelback will butcher Ozzy, and an artist yet to be named will don beards, shades, and custom-made jagged-edged guitars in hopeless pursuit of a cheap ZZ Top joke. The show, which airs May 24th, is hosted by Bam Margera — which is just as absurd as this post’s title.