And Vince Neil’s slow descent (ascent?) into the realm of Sammy Hagar rolls on. The Crüe faithful now have the chance to board a boat and sail the high seas with the Mötley man. Obviously the vacation plan is being called the Motley Cruise, and obviously the punny name was the sole impetus for the hair(band)-brained scheme. All the questions you could ever have — well, all but that all-important “Why, god?” — are answered at the FAQ page, including a brief overview of the trip:
“Vince Neil’s Motley Cruise” is a 4-day music filled vacation on board a luxury cruise liner with a visit to Key West, FL, and Calica, Mexico. Departing Miami on January 24, 2008 on the Carnival Imagination and returning January 28, 2008. Vince Neil’s Motley Cruise will feature an up-close-and-personal concert by Vince Neil of Motley Crue, as well as several other recognizable bands (to be announced).
Wading in “threat or promise?” territory is the query answered “Vince Neil is very excited to join you onboard during all three days of the event!” Rock! Ranging from $479 for Riviera Interior to $1699 for an Upper Balcony Suite, this is the vacation you can’t wait to never tell your friends about in shame. Make your reservation here.