They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab, And She Became The Next Pussy Galore

Reports out of the UK have Amy Winehouse all but confirmed to play the next Bond girl in the yet-to-be-filmed sequel to Casino Royale. And as we know, this sort of rumor is always true! So, get excited. The story’s source told Britain’s News Of The World:

She’s perfect for the role because she’s the embodiment of the retro glamor of the original movies.

The source went on, “Ya know they used to name drinks after Bond girls, right? This is all about bringing that back. You know, the glamor.” Anyway, she’s gonna need a good Bond girl name. Whatcha got?